CDs – Fat Old Man

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ANTITHESIS

1: Who The Fuck Are You?

2: I Don’t Want To Be Fat

3: Burning Bridges

4: Waitng For Something To Happen

5: Testing Times

6: I Don’t Want To Be fat (Outro)

ANTITHESIS II – MORE OF THE SAME

1: Funky

2: Sleazy World

3: This Fat Old Man

4: Tired (Of Life)

5: Uninspired

6: My Mate Stu

7: Fat (outro)

ANTITHESIS III – DISTORTED VIEWS

1) Unguarded Moment – Originally By The Church

2) Face The Music – Originally By Irving Berlin

3) Mathilda Mother – Originally By Pink Floyd

4) If I Were A Rich Man – Originally By Bock And Harnick

5) House Of The Rising Sun – Originally By The Animals

6) Sitting In My Chair – Originally By Fat Tulip

THE SMALLER SLICE OF CAKE

1) The Letter

2) The Man Who Sold The World (Bowie)

3) I Think But I Just Don’t Know

4) Drums

5) Bad Women

6) The Theme To Randall And Hopkirk (Deceased)

7) Nightmare

8) Jellyfish

EASTBOURNE PIER BURNING

1: Another Day

2: Repo Man

3: Bang Bang (written by Sonny Bono)

4: Just For Fun

5: 15 Minutes

6: Bad Girls Just Want To Have Fun

7: Eastbourne Pier Burning

8: Theme To The Sweeney

STAINED – A TRIBUTE TO PINK FLOYD

1: Tribute To Syd (Wish You Were Here)

2: See Emily Play

3: Mathilda Mother

4: Scarecrow

5: Bike

6: Chapter 24 (Recorded with Simple Dumb Pilot for Neptune Pink Floyd’s version of Piper At The Gates Of Dawn)

7: Money (instrumental)

8: Hey You (instrumental)

9: On The Run (recorded for Neptune Pink Floyd’s version of Darkside Of The Moon)

10: The Gnome

11: Waiting For The Worms (with Marcel Stoetzler on vocals recorded for Neptune Pink Floyd’s version of The Wall)

DANTE’S KARAOKE BAR

1) John Larkman Had A Bad Day (Story)

2) Steve Perry’s & Mike Rothwell’s Story

3) Mr Pleasant with The HAA Group on vocals (originally by The Kinks)

4) Sam Weisman’s Story

5) Jealous Guy with Marcel Stoetzler on vocals (originally by John Lennon)

6) Barry Strickland’s Story

7) Bad Moon Rising with Martin Dowsing on vocals (orignally by Creedance Clearwater Revival)

8) Julia Kelland’s story

9) Lucky Lips with Anita Wallace on vocals (originally by Cliff Richard)

10) Adrian Brightwell’s Story

11) Young Girl with Emyr Tomos on Vocals (originally by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap)

12) John Larkman Gets Up To Leave (Story)

13) Sugar Baby Love with Fat Old Man on vocals (originally by The Rubettes)

14) Enjoy The Rest Of The Show (Story)

MIDDLE-CLASS FANTASIES

1: Shallow

2: Rockabilly Sillybilly (A Tribute To Rat Pfink A Boo Boo)

3: The Decision

4: The Theme From The Third Man

5: Twisted

6: Gold (Originally By Spandau Ballet)

7: I Don’t Want To Be Fat 2008

CHAOS THEORY

1) I’m Not Dead Yet – Fat Old Man

2) A Million People – Middle Ahed Psychos

3) You don’t know why I can’t sleep – Fat Old Man

4) We Are Middle Aged Psychos – Fat Old Man

5) England – Fat Old Man

6) Fuck You – Middle Aged Psychos

7) Alabama Slammer – Fat Old Man

8) We are (Radio Edit) – Fat Old Man

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO FAT OLD MAN

1) Bitch Queen

2) American Nightmare

3 Little Miss Perfect

4) I Don’t Want

5) Tickled Pink

6) One Too Many

7) My World

THERAPY

1) It All Sounds The Same

2) You Can’t Get Cleaner Tina

3) House Of The Rising Sun (with Salty on Vocals)

4) The Fat Lady Said

5) Give Me Shelter (with commentary)

6) What Maisie Wants

7) Mollie Street

8) Therapy

9) Lazy Fat Old Man

10) Give Me Shelter (without commentary)

REWRITING HISTORY

1:Little Red Riding Hood (originally by Sam The Sham) with Spuhtz on vocals.

2: How Soon Is Now? (originally by The Smiths)

3: I’ve Got To Get A Message To You (originally by the Bee Gees)

4: So What (originally by The Anti-Nowhere League)

5: Mothers Little Helper (originally by the Rolling Stones with Drakpete on vocals)

6: Unguarded Moment (originally by The Church)

7) 16 Tons (Originally by Merle Travis)

AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD FREE FROM THE REWRITING HISTORY PAGE

Dreams And Themes

Where’s Blake 7 (2022)

Middle Aged Ravers (2020)

Sleazy World Punk Remix (2023)

Theme To Space 1999 (Live 2022)

Chat Room (Live Explicit 2019)

Suicidal (Lyrics and vocals Spinmaster Plantpot 2023)

Whisky In The Jar (Lyrics Traditional, Vocals The Longman 2022)

Theme To The Persuaders (With Fat Old Man Vocals 2022)

Wichita (with Vocals The Longman 2021)

Introduction Themes: 1) Camberwick Green 2) Alfred Hitchcock Presents 3) Bullseye 4) Fawlty Towers 5) Rhubarb & Custard 1 6) Batman 7) Rhubarb & Custard 2 8) Popeye 9) Mr. Ed